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Revolutionary new telescope now available
Dear Fellow Astronomers Worldwide,
As a chemical research scientist, it gives me a great deal of
pleasure to announce that after years of research, my chemical
engineering team has successfully invented a new polymer material
that will revolutionize telescope manufacturing for amateur and
professional astronomers. A special chemical polymer has been
developed by me and my staff here at the University of Northeastern
Arizona allowing us to invent an amazingly new light-weight and
inexpensive telescope. This revolutionary break-through allowed us
to develop a Schmidt-Cassegrain; Dall Kirkham; Richey ChrИtien
combination design that we affectionately call SCDKRC (Scudcrock).
This newly developed polymer, called "astropolymer" allowed us to
create optics at an incredible 1/64 wave and a fraction of the
weight needed to build large telescopes which makes it an excellent
instrument for Earth-based observatories imaging by using adaptive
optics. Tests have revealed images ten times sharper than the
Hubble Space Telescope. Many patents are pending on the chemical
composition, adaptive optics and manufacturing process of this
new "astropolymer." After years of secret field testing, our
attorneys have released us to market this telescope to the public.
Our Scudcrock design built with astropolymer is called the
Cosmospherics 48. It is a 48-inch, f/5 design that weighs a mere 65
pounds. Since the entire telescope is made of this light-weight
astropolymer, the OTA can be mounted any light-weight astronomical
tripod with the judicious use of dovetail mounting hardware. The
amazing part of our design is that it costs a fraction of
traditional telescopes manufactured today. The Cosmopherics 48
retails for only $1,200 US plus shipping. Included in this price is
a Celestron CGE mount made of the same astropolymer material, 10 x
80 mm right-angle erect image view finder mounted on rings, a new 2-
inch astropolymer 100% reflectivity diagonal and a 2-inch 40 mm
Koenig eyepiece.
We now have several Cosmospherics 48 telescopes available on a first-
come, first serve basis. Order yours today. Setting up the
Cosmospheric 48 is a two-person process because of the size. For
more information on this revolutionary telescope, visit our website
www.aprilfools.comClear skies,
Arizona Dollar Bill
P.S.
Have a nice day and don't be taken in by April-fools stories!!
